You might think that everything is Champagne Cupcakes and Perfect Beer Battered Onion Rings in my kitchen. I, just like any baker, chef and home cook, mess stuff up royally all.of.the.time. I just don't post about it. I mean really who wants to look at burnt to a crisp chicken (see below) or something that is drier than the sand in the Nevada desert on a regular basis? I saved up some of my most epic kitchen fails for the year and complied them into this nice post. I do it for you, friends.
Apple Cinnamon Rolls that were to DIE for instead. I saved a whole afternoon too because the first recipe was completely homemade…nothing chaps my arce more than spending a ton of time on a recipe and having it suck.
Heather's baby celebration….
Looks good right? They were going to be Mocha Coconut Cream Pies, a creation all my own…too bad the texture made me want to hurl. Besides the whipped cream, holy crap that whipped cream is good.